{Best} Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2016

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Best Funny Thanksgiving Quotes 2016

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes


  • “It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak.” —Phyllis Diller
  • I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.
  • Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
  • “Thanksgiving. It’s like we didn’t even try to come up with a tradition. The tradition is, we overeat. ‘Hey, how about at Thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘But we do that every day!’ ‘Oh. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us?’”
  • “Thanksgiving is the day when you turn to another family member and say, ‘How long has Mom been drinking like this?’ My Mom, after six Bloody Marys looks at the turkey and goes, ‘Here, kitty, kitty.’
  • We should look for someone to eat and drink with before looking for something to eat and drink. Epicurus
  • There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating: people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing.
  • Thanksgiving is America’s national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty.
  • It’s not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it’s the seconds.
  • Thanksgiving – when the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.
  • I like football. I find its an exciting strategic game. It’s a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.
  • Store security stopped my wife at the door for trying to steal a butterball turkey. I had to show ID proving I’m not a butterball turkey. Happy Thanksgiving

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Short Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

  • I’m looking forward to seeing pie this Thanksgiving more than members of my own family.
  • Every Thanksgiving I’m thankful I decided to wait until New Years to start my diet.
  • You know that just before the first Thanksgiving there was one wise old Native American woman saying, “Don’t feed them. If you feed them, they’ll never leave.”
  • Dear America, Thanksgiving was in October, silly! Love, Canada Xoxo
  • Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then they discover once a year is way too often
  • says if you are posting how many days there are until Christmas in November, you should have to do all the dishes after Thanksgiving dinner.
  • You always feel a sense of accomplishment when you finally get that food stuck between your teeth with your tongue….So get ready for Thanksgiving.
  • TURKEY – Coming soon to a table near you.
  • I asked my kid, “Do you know why we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” He said, “Sure! It’s so we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
  • It’s so funny to me how much we prepare and get all serious over ONE meal.
  • I never understood why the Lions and Cowboys always get to play on Thanksgiving. Shouldn’t the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium.

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